During the speeches I noticed a girl sitting at another table... Or more specifically, the really bizarre and ugly tattoo in the middle of her back:
What do you make of that?! Then, I noticed her red, net-like crocheted handbag (yeah, the speeches were riveting):
And realised with relief that even if I got so drunk that I tripped and crashed into the wedding cake and my strapless dress fell down during the nutbush (neither of which happened, thank you!) I still wouldn't be the biggest bogan in the room!
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