I first noticed an alarming increase in encounters with this tragic phenomena when I was living in London last year and am appalled to report that numbers are now on the rise in Brisbane.
Hence, I'm calling my brothers and sisters to arms, to stand beside me in a united front against the horror that is 'the jumpsuit' (or 'onesy').
POINT IN CASE: I was drinking at a pub in the valley on Saturday night when faced with this monstrosity ...

I have no idea what look she was going for (I can only assume 'pajama casual' - especially with those shoes) or why her friends would let her out of the house like that. None-the-less, it made me feel sad.
But then, imagine my horror when I came across another woman in the SAME hideous ensemble, loitering in the mall an hour later!

This is getting serious, people. What kind of example are we giving he kids!
So please, support me in this worthy cause (Mandy, I'm looking at you) and just say no.